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Sh*t Talking...More Met Gala Madness

Sh*t Talking…More Met Gala Madness

Met Gala Disastros: There were a lot of good, and a WHOLE LOTTA BAD! Let’s take this piece by piece: I’m kind of sorta not really feeling Cameron’s outfit. It’s actually a dope dress…just no really on her. Her image is fun and sunny, and this is too Cecil B. Demille up in here, and […]

Sh*t Talking... The Met Gala

Sh*t Talking… The Met Gala

Met Gala… Disastro or Divine So many dresses, so much busterociousness. As always, these are just my opinions, and I welcome any difference in opinion. You are probably wrong, but I welcome it all the same. Let’s go, shall we? I kind of like this silvery, moneypenny, US coin scale-y dress. I definitely like Carey […]

Sh*t Talking

Sh*t Talking

This Shoe Deserves a SIDE EYE This shoe is supposed to help you lose a dress size in a month I don’t know how, by being so busted you’ll run from it? It’s got a spring loaded by the heel, causing destabilization when you walk akin to walking in the sand. I don’t want that […]

Sh*t Talking - Sexiest Man Alive, part 2

Sh*t Talking – Sexiest Man Alive, part 2

Bradley Cooper is the Secksiest Man Alive. Hmmph – Part 2 By Zaira Zafra This is the photo they have of Bradley being secksy. REALLY? On a Honda no less? Yuckeroo with this. They included Justin Theroux, but this photo is terrible. He’s looking all sorts of strange here, when everyone knows this is the […]

Sh*t Talking - Sexiest Man Alive???

Sh*t Talking – Sexiest Man Alive???

Bradley Cooper is the Secksiest Man Alive. Hmmph By Zaira Zafra In an effort to draw our minds away from OWS, I will talk about something fluffy. Bradley Cooper….is not the secksiest man alive. He is a MOST attractive man when he is speaking French: http://jezebel.com/5807497/why-is-this-video-of-bradley-cooper-speak-french-kinda-turning-us-on He was very delicious in Strange Days: (I know […]

Sh*t Talking

Sh*t Talking

Met Costume Gala, Part 4: the Actresses By Zaira Zafra Kate Hudson is a happy mom to be and bride, but here, here she reminds me of the Mermaid parade in Brooklyn. But like a big ole mermaid that’s been eating too much shrimp scampi. And it seems to fit poorly. Her hair looks like […]

Sh*t Talking

Sh*t Talking

The Met Costume Gala, Part 3: Actresses By Zaira Zafra The FIRST thing when I saw Anna Wintour’s outfit is that I’d seen that line down the center before. Then I remembered where – my acquaintance’s cat just got spayed, and her scar down her white belly looks just like this dress. So, in other […]

Sh*t Talking

Sh*t Talking

Met Gala, Part 2: The Musicians By Zaira Zafra Rihanna is a beautiful girl, and I know she can do no wrong in the fashion world but enough is enough with the Ronald McDonald colored hair. And then on top of it you want to add a Wendy’s half a meal braid to boot? NO! […]

Sh*t Talking

Sh*t Talking

The Met Gala – Quelle Horreur? By Zaira Zafra Yes, it’s that time of year again. A new tradition I set back in 2009 when the people attending the Metropolitan Musuem’s Costume Gala wore outfits so atrocious I had to speak out for you, for me, for America. And that time has rolled around again. […]

Sh*t Talking

Sh*t Talking

Louboutin Lovers… By Zaira Zafra We have within our midst some Louboutin lovers. They love his designs, his red soles, his whimsy with the high heel shoe. His Fall 2011 collection… HAAAAARUMPH! I don’t know what to think. Help me out here! The Fifi leopard sequin pump –these are just tooooooo damn much. These shoes […]

Sh*t Talking

Sh*t Talking

Good Outfit/Bad Outfit By Zaira Zafra I REALLY like Kate Winslet. Like for real. I like her face and her whole look. She pleases me. I am also pleased by this dress – it is secksy, classy, fits well. I would like to wear a dress like this too. What say you about the dress? […]

Sh*t Talking

Sh*t Talking

Beauty Retouch… Weird By Zaira Zafra I told you about the camera that adds makeup to your face, whitens your grill and makes you look better? Well, here are some photos. You tell me what you think – the feature is called Beauty Retouch. I will say honestly I think it’s scary and needless – […]

Sh*t Talking

Sh*t Talking

Shoe Who-ahs, Beware… By Zaira Zafra I know some of you are shoe who-ahs. You may not sigh over a handbag but a hot pair of shoes will have you fainting and scrambling for your wallet (or your rent check). I love shoes too. As I’ve gotten older, I have a greater appreciation for well […]

Zaira Zafra's Bio

Zaira Zafra’s Bio

Once upon a time, two Haitian immigrants found each and made a girl child. That girl child watched her parents talk, fight, live and love in a way that was open, ferocious, honest and sometimes incredibly funny…. and so a sh*t-talker was born. She joins this blog community fully understanding that the blog audience expects […]