Bradley Cooper is the Secksiest Man Alive. Hmmph
By Zaira Zafra
In an effort to draw our minds away from OWS, I will talk about something fluffy.
Bradley Cooper….is not the secksiest man alive.
He is a MOST attractive man when he is speaking French: http://jezebel.com/5807497/why-is-this-video-of-bradley-cooper-speak-french-kinda-turning-us-on
He was very delicious in Strange Days: (I know that’s not him, let me dream about Ralph)
But he is not the Secksiest Man Alive. Look at this and that:
That isn’t really screaming secksy to me. It’s saying Pottery Barn and JCrew catalog to me.
He’s straight milquetoast. Except in Wet Hot American Summer
Everyone knows it, and although he isn’t my favorite, Ryan Gosling should have gotten the title. He’s got that je ne sais quoi
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